Damn. That makes sense
I know im like the sherlok holmes of sexual problems
we couldnt find her phone in the morning so i called it and found it under the bed. my name came up as 'regret'
One of my residents in my hall just found my positive pregnancy test from last year I hid behind the fridge, I'm just going to tell them it was for a science project.
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
We need somewhere to take these girls. Otherwise it's a orgy in the Mazda.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
Just threw up in the waiting room. I can't believe I have to switch dermatologists again.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Done deal I'm dying it right at this moment. I'll need a red Speedo and a half shirt that is extremely tight. Like nipple tight.
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
I just wish the first erections of my life didn't take place at a dentists office but hey whatever I turned out alright
I just had mom give me advice about how and where to store my lube in my shower. It was super awkward. Of course, she also walked in on me masturbating once so I guess turnabout is fair play
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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