He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
Just want you to know I am def drunk enough to burn down your house. Don't worry I checked the stove like 6 times. I love grilled cheese
Don't upload the drink o meter to your google calendar. Somehow binge drinking looks even worse with a time stamp.
id say bad/good trip...at first I wanted to claw off my skin... but then when i tried i ended up tickling myself for an hour.
That's the kind of break up sex that keeps couples together. Damn.
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
Just bought a colored water bottle so my classmates can be so judgemental when I bring beer to class.
His parents then knew me as the blackout who took care of him and stole his watch
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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