When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
its impossible for me to find something that fits my tits my muffin top and my ass all at the same time
I imagine anything that isn't a dilldo attached to a jackhammer, powered by a generator won't be amazing enough for you
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
I was woken up at 4am by a stranger shaking my foot who said I looked like I needed a cigarette.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
She lost her glasses and we found them on the roof. Don't ask questions. Kings cup was intense last night.
A 74 year old man offered to let me sleep on his pull out couch last night.
Once you've had an oral std scare, you're an expert.
So i woke up this morning to find my boss passed out on my living room floor.. Awkward? Haha
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
I promised her before I left that I'd make good choices and then got drunk and fucked my best friend and her boyfriend.
Your friend was nice but you didn't have to bang her in my kitchen...just sayin.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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