it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
you went up to him and asked if you could have "friend sex." He looked like a 7 year old on christmas morning
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
If you could smell my eyes you'd understand the whole story
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
soo...what's the appropriate way to ask to come over and take your S&M lingerie out of your ex's apartment? big weekend planned, kinda need it.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I would say that that is the last time I ever drink a bottle of jack in two hours, but really who am I kidding?
he said "I would have fucked you in the chipotle bathroom" and I can't get over how awesome that would've been
YAY! I just removed my own stitches, and I'm only bleeding from one spot! on a related note, do you think a dishwasher will sterilize forceps and trauma shears?
She said she was sober from drugs for a week. All I heard was Kenny Loggins singing Danger Zone.
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
oh what is to come when my single life starts with a threesome?
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