I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
How can I not totally like a guy that told me my boobs were too big for me to be taught how to play golf?
The best part of that night wasn't even the sex, it was listening to her explain to her boyfriend why she was naked in her room while I hid in her closet.
I'm glad the semester is over. I need a break from the term "whiskey sharts" coming up so much in conversation.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
My goal is to have my roommate find me sprawled out in the middle of my floor naked and passed out. Maybe with some Alfredo chicken hanging out of my mouth. I don't know, we'll see where this goes.
He was tripping his balls off and kept aggressively saying SIT ON MY FACE. 5 hours and countless orgasms later I've decided I must never let this man go.
You don't understand. This boy has the Mona Lisa of cocks.
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