it was terrible. i could've done a better job by myself.
a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
I don't think the TSA would be too happy. Who knows if three ounces of lube will be enough for us?
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
You what they say. One dick in the hand is better than two in the bush
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I have 35 pounds of pennies. Need any?
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
She shit herself again. We're calling her the "Queen of Sharts".
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