So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I recorded his drunk dial calls. My personal favorite was the one that began, "grab the bull by the horns and fuck his cock."
I just offered a homeless man a meal from McDonald's, and he replied "I don't eat McDonald's food". That is the epitome of "begger's can't be choosers."
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
Pretty sure encouraging you to sleep with 2 different girls while keeping you in the good graces of both has lost me the ability to call myself a woman. But that's just the kind of friend I am; dedicated.
I think they took out their livers years ago and replaced them with like cheese graters or something. Only explanation.
You invited the cop in for a "Celebrity shot"
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
He's been watching the World Cup too much because right before he came he screamed "NUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" for half a minute. Our landlord is not happy.
You FaceTimed me to show me he was sucking your tit
You cant use biscuit as a chaser
I keep picking up boring men who literally just want to cuddle. HOW AM I THIS BAD AT GETTING SEX?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
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