I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
We are brilliant. We call it the pint walk. Killing a pint of vodka while we walk from cleveland park to dupont. just making mama proud
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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
I am literally sitting on the toilet in utter disbelieve that last night even happened. My god that was only Monday.
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
You know what's even more awkward then buying plan b from someone who is a member at the gym you work at... When they come in after that day and have that look of recognition
What do you take me for? I'm not trying to lure you into bed with stories of my dead aunt.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
The clothing optional portion of the night began around midnight. Then we did disgusting things to each other. It was beautiful.
HE LIVES IN ANOTHER STATE
actually scratch that last text, he's the perfect boyfriend. He stays faithful and doesnt find out about all the guys here. it's a win-win
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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