We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
i really care about you, respect you, another gay word, and another gay word... lets just drink
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
Can we make a pact that if we're 40 and still sluts that aren't married we can get civil unioned the fuck up and raise an asian baby as our own?
Passed out drunk in a tanning bed...
Did At The Beach call the fire department to get you like last time?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I think he just tried to put your boyfriend in a trashcan....
this relationship shit is hard. like i'd like to be able to watch veep without him trying to dry hump me. also im drunk and its 11 am so
Is she blowing you? I'm in the closet.
On the good side I got hit on by a cute college guy. But the bad side was having sex in a frat house for first time in 9 years
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
I just snorted sandwich everywhere.
I hope it smells nice :)
IT DOESN'T BECAUSE I HAVE MEAT COMING OUT OF MY NOSE, DAMNIT.
dont know what thebfuxk is in rhat shit, but dont lemme have antmore
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