If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
i pounded out a 17-yr-old on saturday night
no, that is not a typo
i turned her down on fri night, googled the state consent laws & then caved on saturday
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Should we start at nine like normal people or now like alcoholics?
I drink to make the karaoke go away.
Just turned your apartment into a democracy and were voting on who takes shots next
i spilled a box of white cheddar cheezits on the bathroom floor about 2 days ago. when i went back to the house he yelled at me from the bathroom: "THANKS FOR THE CHEEZITS, I'll ALWAYS HAVE A SNACK FOR WHEN IM SHITTING NOW!"
Still not sure if my open-bar-week-long-trip to Cuba is the best idea as a congratulations-for-my-sober-february-challenge. My liver might just explode and give up.
One of the annoying girls in my 7 AM class showed up drunk for her 21st birthday and just auctioned off her fake ID.
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
Interlocking vagina powers go!!'
Oh god, your drunk again aren't you?
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
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