oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
We should steal a little kid and go to Chucke Cheese
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
I would invite you but we are high and there is an AK-47. Not your scene.
he aplogized for the shitty sex and called me "ma'am" when he did it. And he wants redemption sex. Gah I love southern gentlemen.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
Oh eartly, In cocy youtu youchv make the wallflowers d tskunks!y, couch protection now,.sryou should feel special !
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
He's like a fucking cake pop, the greatest thing in the world while it lasts, but it never lasts for long enough
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
They think its so cute and admirable that I learned French. BITCH HAVE YOU NEVER HEARD OF GOOGLE TRANSLATE? sexting foreign bitches, there's an app for that
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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