YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
i realized our last day of finals is on cinco de mayo....it's god's way of saying drink ridiculous amounts of tequila and wear sombreros
i chugged some hot sauce before i gave him head. i think a burning penis is a great way to say fuck you
coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Eating my shrimp pasta on the porch with a 40, wearing a Hawaiian shirt, proclaiming "I GOT SCRIMPS." I just jumped the shark of college.
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Gregs sitting in the living room in his underwear hitting the bong watching a rob schneider movie. His lack of fuck giving is inspirational
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
Dude why can't I remember anything after walking in from my first beer bong?
It was immediately followed by your second, third, fourth and fifth
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