im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
I want to fuck you on the side of the bed tonight.
babe, don't say it like that!
I'm sorry, I want to penetrate you on the edge of our sleeping quarters this evening.
I don't remember much but I know I looked hot.
Woke up this morning with a junior police officer sticker over my nipple this morning.
I thought the cops would know I was on shrooms because I was 10ft tall.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Oh wait looks like my cousin is getting deported THERE'S HOPE FOR THIS CHRISTMAS YET
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
First of all you're supposed to say "you're not fat". And second of all never ever deprive me of nachos.
If it makes you feel any better... I have a friend who found out her mom was in the video for 2 Live Crew's "Pop That Pussy"
I thought my broken hand would put a damper on Halloween, but fake costume eyelashes and hydrocodone are kinda fun at the same time.
As we have told you before, the first rule of hook-up bingo is we don't talk about hook-up bingo
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I promised to leave my panties on but I didn't promise to not have sex
Setting myself up for trouble? Yes. But getting laid is a lot more important at this time.
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