Don't really want to talk about it. You were right. She had a whole jar of toenail clippings on her nightstand that she chews on "when her fingernails are too short." Direct quote.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
Naked Twister starts at high noon
Happy heartbreak day....you got chocolates, I'm eating them/ throwing them out the window at passing couples
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
A black suburban rolled up and a scary suited guy got out the passenger side and opened the door for her as she got in. Then drive off. Who did I just fuck?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
but they dont look like handprints. looks like someone had a boxing match with my tits and my tits lost
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
I just ironed my gstring.. this is please fuck my brains out on a whole new level.
I'm trying to get weird tonight. Like I want to see bitches crawling on all fours drinking milk from bowls and shit by 5 am. You down?
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
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