So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
Does hooking up with the gay pledge count as hazing?
he's just a really huge penis that sells weed
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
I just want to return to LA when the weed and dick is plentiful.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
I've had 5 hours of sleep and I still smell like sex with the Colonel. I don't appreciate spontaneity.
If I don't answer right away it's because I took an Adderall and the fridge needs cleaned.
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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