He cooked the food on a paper plate in the oven.
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
i love marijuana more then i could love a human baby.
Just found out that wake n bake is not one of the 7 habits of highly effective people..
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
She curled up in the corner, screamed "THE BLANKET IS SO WARM" and promptly passed out with her face in the dogbed. No one bothered to reposition her.
Also, I pretty much need an IV of fluids straight to my soul
If a clean cut ginger with a flannel and tattoos shows up at the apartment, he is allowed inside.
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
They're giving you narcotics aren't they?
If I offered to share would you come visit me?
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
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