Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
I'm really into asian looking animals
**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Just think about it this way, every time you work Sunday, it's another $75 and that equals another hooker when we go to Amsterdam.
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
He's gone. He left a note but all it says is "Dear Neil" followed by a drawing of a hand flipping the bird in the direction of a butt.
Hey, I left a taco in your dishwasher.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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