apparently i'm not the first person wake up and realize she's ugly cuz i tore this house apart and there is no sign of my clothes
Anyone who says sunshine brings happyness has never woken up with the worst hangover of their life to their window being open and it being a bright shinny day
We had break up sex twice. He said one was cause he had to say goodbye to both tits.
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
nope im down the street in my car watching the front of her house. its actually less creepy than it sounds
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
It was fine until they started lighting shots of everclear on fire and making ME take them. That's when shit went down...
He seems like a super lonely dude. I bet if I gave him a picture of my tits he wouldn't make me turn in this paper.
If you had a dick, I would hope it falls off and comes back to haunt you while fucking your ears at night. But you don't. But if you did, that's how mad I am at you
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
I guess the weekly d&d orgies are treating you well
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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