Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
This girl is more easily done than said...
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
careful of the bathroom.... theres some drunken ninja turtles in there....
yes you're required to wear a bikini its the snowpocalypse beach party
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
How the hell do you leave a party with a kitten? It's missing and everyone knows it was you.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Well I think I made it pretty obvious I wasn't in to it. I was drinking a beer while he was going down in me
Everywhere I look there's another kitten this is so ideal
Can I live on acid? Kittens man. Kittens.
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
Ohhh the usual. Laying in bed reflecting on my decisions
he high fived his dick after we had sex
Also: that bruise on my leg where you left like 3 sets of teeth marks keeps getting run into the corners of desks and shit. And I can't even complain to anyone at work
as a lesbian i'd like to thank joe biden and also america for giving us this absolute MILF for a VP
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