I am not speculating about which disney princesses do and do not have gag reflexes
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
My dermatologist just asked me, "what happened here?" referring to the bruising on my nipples. I told her I walked into a door. Thanks for that awkward moment.
I just smoked my last bit of kief with a grill lighter. This is what crackheads must feel like.
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
This is my first time seeing you since your lesbian experience. SO EXCITED!
Come my child we shall walk thru the pasture of amazing sex and corndogs. Hint:some corndogs are not corndogs.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Youre the drunk baby that everyone wants to take care of.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Our son just found our secret Sex Dungeon that is no longer hidden in our basement. He brought his Xbox and the TV down there he is currently sitting in the sex swing playing video games. What do I do?
Randomize
