U know those big foam mats in the back gym for track?
ya, gonna go have sex there?
No I want one to have wings and pick me up and take me home
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
ya and he came three minutes into it because he didnt have sex all summer
oh that makes more sense i knew you arent that good
so while trying to be a healthier drunk i discovered that putting airborne in natty is not an advisable decision
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
For using a life jacket as a pillow, I slept pretty good last night...
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
You kept trying to hail an ambulance
it was surprisingly calming to be rocked to sleep by his roommate humping on the bottom bunk
Im celebrating the fact that the one guy who has ever denied me has just come out of the closet
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
Sorry I bailed on you yesterday. I was propositioned.
And you don't turn down margaritas and oral.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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