were having a shit on karen session at work but then she walked in so we used code names instead and she tried to join in like she knew them
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
thing about being the result of a teen pregnancy is that all my baby pictures are of my mom and dad holding me around their stoned college friends.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Will you judge me if i do shots in my basement closet first? No? Okay good
I am about five seconds from ripping off my clothes and throwing myself into the ocean to become a mermaid
Hurry up I'm getting mooned by a hobo
Netflix, eggnog, and bed? Maybe some hand stuff?
I have a bottle of vodka wrapped in a leg warmer in my purse. This is what it takes to get through Christmas with my family.
I lost the right to judge tonight
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I am really drunk and also a zombie.
Randomize
