That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
he sent her a picture of his penis to show that he "trusts her" or some shit like that..well she showed it to me, and let me just tell you..it looked like a freaking slug or something. creepiest penis i've ever seen. hands down
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
...She just said, "We've been blessed with good drugs lately."
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
So if you ever need to know a guy who knows a guy who knows a guy that can put a 24oz beer can up his ass... Hit me up...
my roommate just showed me the scar on her forehead... that she got from a shake weight... That. just. happened.
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
Getting on a bus with a beer pong table. I am proof we can make this campus fun.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
You're a FUCKING ASSHOLE. Love mom
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