If he comes back to you and I'm left alone in lonelytown I'm totally going to poo on your car.
Nights like last night are what makes cleaning up the vomit in the morning worth it
just found my diary from when i was 14. i demand a drinking game of this.
What happened at the top of the stairs is never to be spoken of again.
This is a whole other level of drinking. Like the I used to eat paste with these people kinda drinking.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
NO YOU'RE NOT. I don't want to hear that SHIT. Jameson appreciation day part 1 is saturday and YOU WILL BE READY.
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
Taking a semester off always leads to bad things like having a baby or getting married
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
The bartender seems to not like the DD's anymore. I'm sad
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
I'm so hungover I just peed on my hand and left it, didn't wash... Killin it in 2915
It's official, I'm not staying in tonight
What caused that decision?
You only live once
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