Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
you should have heard her the other night. no sentence related to one preceding it. it was like she was in etch a sketch and when she moved she forgot everythin
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm at the point where I'm more upset that he got to keep my bottle of Fireball than that he stopped talking to me with no explanation
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
Nothing says Happy Thanksgiving like picking cocaine boogers out of your nose at your parents house.
he asked if he should bring the trash can into the room.. apparently i shoved my finger all over his face and said.. shhhh dont talk... just take your pants off.
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