i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
all i remember is you climbed in a garbage can and said you were trashed
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
Before we started fucking, he laid me on the bed, and asked my what my sleep number was, so that i would be "comfy"
it's kind of slutty but what the hell, so are we
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
you were yelling that somebody needed to take your bra off with such enthusiasm my first thought was that you were on fire.
You tried to fight everyone, so we kept having her take her shirt off. You were sufficiently distracted...
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Keep two things coming: nudes and puppy pictures
I have mastered the art of having sex on monkey bars.
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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