: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
I know. They started calling me The Incident. The hotel maids, that is.
I really appreciate you zipping up my pants at the bar. You didn't even ruin my Bermuda triangle.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
$645 later, she's throwing up in my washroom and asking for a cab. Hooker are soooo much cheaper.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
I'm trying to get laid this Halloween, not inspire the next season of AHS
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I’m home. Please don’t call me unless you have an arterial bleed or you’re on fire. Love you 😘
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
The thing about online classes is the prof can't tell this mug is full of beer.
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