So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
I was. I was trying to blow bubbles in the toilet after I threw up in it. They had to carry me everywhere. I lost a sock.
Ps I don't think it counts as being open minded if you didn't know he was missing a leg until you had already started making out.
filling out my bracket based on schools with ppl I've hooked up with
In chronological order you drank, sang, smoked, napped, threw up, cried, laughed, described your pubic area, passed out. You have abused the privilege to use me as your D.D.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Her virginity is one of the last things that remains of our childhood.
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I was at a hookups house and peed in his sink so I wouldn't wake up his mom... drunk me is on a different level
He casually compared computer science to childbirth and I was like "hey, as someone who has wanted to fuck you for six months now, could you please never talk about childbirth ever again"
Just found out a shooting happened in our parking lot while it was closed this morning. So thaaaaaaaaats fun.
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