so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I just fired a shotgun out of the back of a truck going 60. i am going to miss oregon.
what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
Is it weird if I ask my drug dealer to prom? Be honest.
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
You looked cold, so i decided to make you a blanket out of sticky notes.
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
It felt like Party Santa dropped by and gave us two more 18-packs.
Who knew you could get a drunk in public when jogging with your dog?
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
I just bought condoms and a potted plant, making for a top ten super weird and awkward purchase.
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