You just left with that feminine looking guy you kept calling "Jessica." Just giving the heads up.
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I want to say that being forced to stare at the 'no.1 boyfriend' collage behind his head ruined the sex but it just didn't.
Dont forget the glove box taco bell stash i saved for drunk us.
Fair warning, if I start singing "Kiss Me, I'm Shitfaced" at any point tomorrow, just go with it
Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
He put oyster crackers in his ramen noodles. Is that a thing? Because holy shit I had never thought of it before and if it's not a thing he's my new stoner hero for discovering it.
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I think my liver has finally had enough and is going all Ashley-Judd-in-a-Lifetime-movie on me.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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