what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
well shes beginning to earn a reputation as "the girl who tries to bone her hook ups in the ass with a pickle"
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
For the record, just because I'm a mess doesn't mean I don't know what I'm talking about when I give you advice. I'm way better at other people's lives.
Is it inappropriate to send a happy 3-year anniversary of having a threesome with you and your ex girlfriend on easter text?
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I'm pmsing and only have one functional foot
Forever getting my life back together in gas station bathrooms.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
If my one night stand asked me to move in with him right after does it still count as a one nighter?
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
He fucks strippers and doesn’t have a life plan. Of course I’m going to regret this
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