my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
iPhone photo doodle is awesome. I gave my vagina some lazers and sent it to him. He has a whole series waiting on his phone for when he gets off the plane.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
Forgot to mention...Pamela Anderson has HPV, so i feel like im in good company
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just did a keg stand the dropped my phone in the toilet. Sorry for partying.
You did a keg stand on the toilet?!
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
He could stay over, if you'd just ask.
Yeah. What am I supposed to say? "Oh, my couch is occupied, but my vagina's not"
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
I don't think I've ever had this many people offer me blow before. 3 o'clock on a Thursday. I keep good company.
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
I saw his new girlfriend. She was flashing people, short and kinda chubby. I was happy with my life after that.
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