All I remember is yelling at him to admit he liked Bon Jovi, then accusing him of giving love a bad name.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
Took her home last night and it was like trying to put an oyster in a slot machine. I may have drank a little too much.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
I went to his work to give him some blankets and ended up blowing him in the bathroom. See what happens when you don't come over?
There's two girls at the bar sniffing each others boobs.
at one point he was caressing me in the kitchen asking me my name over and over again and then asking what my favorite continent was
I need a pic of your cock for our cock collage
if i find out your the one who pierced my belly button im going to fuck your sister again
She told me she loves her boyfreind while she was giving me head. He must be a nice guy
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
I don't know what's worse the fact that I woke up with a clit piercing or the fact that I didn't pay for it.
If I look at him, he starts sobbing. Please come get him; he's scaring the cats.
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