I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I'm upset that MJ died and all but waking up to his face on my HDTV in the middle of the night while half-asleep is pretty much the scariest fucking thing ever.
he wanted me to dress up like someone from lord of the rings. I dumped him.
i sold my breathalizer so i could buy weed
kerrys trying to convince everyone in the bar shes a lesbian. cheers to not being the drunkest girl in the room. i probably wont piss myself tonight.
So i guess my mom went into the kitchen and asked me why i was making mac and cheese at 4 in the morning and apparently i yelled at her to "get the fuck back bitch you don't know my life"
This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
She keeps feeding me drugs. Its like I'm her baby bird or something
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
It was crazy man, at one point after already going 3 rounds I tried to breakaway for a smoke...she yanked me by the nipple hair back on top of her.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
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