whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
Come on, it shouldn't be that hard NOT to suck someone's dick
we got a new version of the plan b at the pharmacy now. its called next choice. you would think they would come up with better names for these things.
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
Just got attacked by a family of raccoons, I have the worst luck.
you're right. i am beautiful. like a May day. frolicking in a meadow of wildflowers. platinum in one hand. pipe in the other. that kind of beautiful.
We found you facedown on his couch in a pile of cheerios, with only one shoe on. Dude you said you were staying in last night.
Of course I'll be there. I never miss an opportunity to smell like cigarettes, cheap beer, and shame.
You have set the bar insurmountably high with apple pie and buttsex.
I'm in Florida in a retirement community the fuck am I supposed to do but watch tv and disgrace Jesus
wow bdsm is so cute
That's just how I roll. I drink, then tell people I'm either not wearing underwear or I'm training to be a stripper.
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
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