Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
According to last night if you on the sidewalk at 12 a|m\nYour a WHORE !
They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
Just found out they make medicinal lollipops, bought like 40 of them. Gonna go fill a pediatricians lollipop bowl.
no. 1 rule of bromania: no females
also since I use google voice my ads in gmail switched to DUI services after this conversation
We didn't have sex because he locked himself in the bathroom and passed out while he was taking a shit. I cuddled with his cat.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
If my birthday doesn't end with my panties hanging from a ceiling fan, I'm holding you responsible.
I want to have sex with Will Smith. I guess I have a thing with 90s sitcom stars. Stamos, Joey Lawrence, John Goodman.
your were asleep with people making out on top of you. you didn't even look bothered by it.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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