So does it count as really great road-head if he ran over 3 mailboxes before realizing he was off the road?
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I can't remember dinner
Hahaha "rub in the ketchup on your face, It'll just look like blush." some gay waiter said that to you, and you go "good idea!"
Props to you. You took the bet seriously. Making out with her for an hour right after she spewed
We have a lot of substance abuse to do tomorrow its sleep time
Just heard him in the middle stall. Sounded like someone emptied a toolbox into the toilet.
i think i just lost a toe
We were having sex and he started doing some weird swivel move. I was like wtf and he said sorry just trying to pop my knee.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
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