Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
yea i really dont care about the sex, i just want him to eat my vag. He has to be good at because of his tremors.
Stop whining I left you with whiskey
YOU LEFT ME WITH WHISKEY ALONE IN A CABIN IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE I AM GOING TO DIE.
Well for starters, her tits were hairy.
I also just told a guy I was available for counseling in case he needed to 'bang' things out. I've become a monster.
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
Dude it's SB. It's a proven fact that all you need to survive on is beer, weed, chips and maybe some amphetamines
I have to call my new boss to accept the job offer so you have pack the bowl while I pretend I'm a responsible adult THEN we can get high
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
so, i take that as a legit invitation into his pants
Can I bother you for a second.
You always bother me but go on.
So do you guys remember Danny from Tinder?
Sorry I only remember personality traits, not names.
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