READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
On blowjobs: "If you decide to go there, you finish the job. No complaining." I don't care if it sounds like she's talking about Iraq, I'm in love.
i just had sex with a fat kid who giggles when he cums. tequila really lowers my standards.
And then she said we stopped for a train and i tried crawling out the back window.. again, i dont remember this.
Now would be a great time to stop wondering " Who let the dogs out" and go to sleep
after we had sex he told me his original plan was to have sex with my roommate but his buddy likes her so i was backup
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Now when you said you'd never sleep with me, did you really mean never on a Monday or never without handcuffs or a blindfold or never on a airplane or never without lots of booze? Cus never is a pretty strong word.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
If you get banged by this bartender you know you can't be mad at me right? Its the rules.
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
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