This girl is more easily done than said...
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
i was watching some porn this morning and i realized i am blessed with a truly beautiful vagina
I'm pretty sure this isn't my phone, but I do like these nude pics
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
Teflon bitches. Nothing fucking sticks to this kid, not even a kid. Maury Povitched this shit outta that situation.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
A 5 day bender that ended with refusing to pay my bar tab before I left the city. I offered to send them a selfie so they knew to never let me back in.
My boyfriend told me that I said I wanted to "feast on her vagina"... Glad I don't remember.
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
Yah. I'm gonna lay you down and feed you grapes, except I'm gonna replace grapes for my balls
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