Please dont use Danity Kane lyrics to describe your emotions.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
honey bunches of taint.
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
the fact that he forgave me for making out with the bartender is proof that i can fuck my way out of anything.
He wasn't there when I woke up so I left him a heart shaped line before I left.
He ate me out on the kitchen floor while we waited for the cake to bake. How was your Valentines Day?
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
He was twisted. Literally. It's like God took his dick with a pair of pliers and gave it a half twist to the left.
And that's the fourth pair of yoga pants with unwashable stains from you.
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
oh my god. picked the worst day ever to not wear underwear...
I'm just gonna stop you right there because there is, in fact, no such thing.
I think I gave the bachelor party directions to the breweries next to my dentist so that they could take me to my appointment and pick me up afterward...
Somehow I woke up next to the bouncer who kicked us out of the bar last night...
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