I changed my mind about Tim Gunn. I like him now. Mostly because he said someone's dress looks like a gay t-rex. Or something.
WHAT IS WRONG WITH SOCIETY?!?!?!
... says the kid who took a shit in my parents dishwasher...
Just because you're using the Hipstamatic app for your nude photo taking, it doesn't make your drunken blowjob pics any classier.
It was romantic. He brought over a bottle of Jack to celebrate us becoming official on Facebook. Definitely a story for the grandkids.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
plan d- we get drunk, go see that Justin Bieber movie and freak out 13 year old girls.
still finding ketchup in my shoes. thanks to graduation that is probably the last time ill ever say that..
You think posting ushers "let it burn" video on his fb page is in bad taste? haha
Lets be real here, you loved it when I was on top. With and without the machete.
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
The typical response to someone smacking their vodka soaked hand on your face is not to put your face in their crotch
I just put on the jeans I was wearing last night and pulled 4 baby carrots out of my back pocket....
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