Food network will be on but we won't be watching
O by "watching" I mean "background noise"
you're bored at work aren't you?
I'm toying with the idea of beating off under my desk
we just watched the ball drop on the spanish channel. best mistake of my life.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
All I remember from last night is petting the broom with my feet and feeling like I was standing on a horses head
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
just watched a cripple ollie in his wheelchair to get on to the elevated floor in the bar. I. LOVE. WISCONSIN
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
If court goes my way we are flying to Vegas.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
It's definitively the wine. Every time I can drink and work I feel like I win at the game of life.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
Mind if I sleep with your cousin? If I can... thanks. If no, sorry its gonna happen.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
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