you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
Just made nachos out of string cheese and sunchips and laying in my bed watching babay einstion..get on my level
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
Girl at work pointed out that the blood vessels around my eyes were all popped and I smell like puke
But I REALLY want to hide my crazy for as long as possible with him so he'll date me.
Again. I'm very sorry I tried to poke your eye out. You've been aware of my inability to aim since day one.
You told the guy in Wawa you needed his hoagie for "a scavenger hunt" and then called him a "fuckstained Muggle" when he didn't give it to you. You are a delight.
I don't think it's ever a good night if I'm this hung over and I didn't even get an orgasm out of the deal...
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
I woke up with my converse still on and a plate of pasta next to my face, if that gives you any indication of how my night went
please come back. it's turned into strip rock paper scissors
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Randomize
