at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
At lowes after workin outside. Kid behind me says "mommy that man smells like a taco" yes she was talking about me.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Who knew that "When in doubt, pelvic thrust" would end up being the best motto ever? In other news, I think I may have joined roller derby.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
So apparently I initiate sex in my sleep
do you think eating a burger while having sex counts as multitasking skills?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
Remember that time we were together? Yeah, I don't miss that.
At least he uses his lack of impulse control for chaotic good instead of chaotic evil
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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