Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
When we woke up, I asked if we could play "what does your name rhyme with".....he said 'bave' thank god it was easy
Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
That would be a dream come true. Seriously, he's like my mount everest, my life's ambition is to climb him.
Are you setting a date to bone me?
Are you accepting?
I told the American that we should start banging in Canada incase I get hurt and have to go to the hospital.. is that rude to say?
I just made my dating life into my own game show. would you like to meet the contestants? (photos not included)
I’m literally lecturing this class on professionalism, while my body is undoubtably covered in leftover cum from last night. I’m a fucking role model.
I hope that will b the last time i take off my pants in the chemistry building.
i should probably stop doing things just because i think they’re funny. i’m not going to.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
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