Omg. I just woke up in a room full of naked people
I am currently in the waffle making stage of highness
and this is why we should make december sharting awareness month.
thanks for waiting 12 hours to ask if I was in a ditch or not
Woke up with a raging boner...good feeling abt this trial
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
We split an eighth of shrooms and went ice fishing. It didn't get weird until I caught one and we both started crying.
which one of you assholes put my new jeans down the garbage disposal?!
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
Hey I didn't mean to be all lemme get with your ex husband.
On my way home from the dentist. Was going to call and see if you would like to wake and bake, then remembered my sister is an adult
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
Do you want me to add this to the list of actions I will state at your intervention
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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