I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
she has a miserable personality but its a good think you dont have sex with that
pussy has no personality
Amen to that
The whole way homeyou were flapping your arms up and down, and when I asked why you said you were trying to tell Tony Danza about the angels.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
Imagine if sharks could walk on land...scary.
Yelling drunk tank or bust at a cop, not a good idea
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Please make the clown in the corner stop judging me. I mean he's the one with paint on his face. I don't need him judge judying me.
Dude, please wake him up, there are pills all over the floor and hes the only one who knows which ones to take simultaneously.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
Happiness is the polar opposite of catching your dad watching holiday themed porn
Someone got day drunk, but I'm not saying who.
It was me.
I really just want to eat 20 mcnuggets and slap everyone with the box when I'm done.
I wonder if there is a über wall of shame that you are currently on. Like between drivers.
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
Randomize
