So I'm sober and underage, being hit on by a groom-to-be with braces...is it a bad thing that I'm enjoying it?
You tired to make Beefaroni in the Mr. Coffee machine.
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
After what u did to that bathroom I think the $30 and the "sorry I'm a jackass" note was the thing to do.
we were totes just talking about. huu in the bathbub. 5 girlszzz
You sat there for 20minutes trying to seduce the picture of my dad.
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
THIS ISN'T WORKING THIS IS THE DRUNK LEADING THE DRUNK
Its not the fact that i woke up wearing a tutu that bugs me its the fact that i have 75 photos of me wearing a tutu on facebook
I only call her for sex and medical advice. She admitted she feels like a worried parent when her phone rings at 5 a.m.
im not trying to sound dramatic, but im covered in microwavable lasagna
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I made out with a guy dressed as the pdx airport carpet.
Portlandia didn't prepare you for that?
That reminds me of the morning I woke up on the sidewalk covered in chicken wings
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