So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
Idk if this white stuff in my shower is conditioner or... something else?
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
Just got laid for the first time in 3 yrs, 10 mo, 1 wk & 2 days. YESSSS.
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
Xanax and allergy medicine look a lot alike when you spill them on the floor. Just saying that I still have allergies but I'm unsure if I still have legs
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
Don't forget: you only show your tits for the good beads. Be judicious.
I'm texting you the word "cockring" because I feel it hasn't been said enough throughout our friendship.
I didn't pop out of a cake in a speedo with diagrams
In case that's what u were picturing
I just watched my ex butt chug a quart of eggnog. Why did I dump her again?
I haven't had a bra on since I quit my job.
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
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